we build again from ashes

ristelich:

best Cloud Strider in Neomuna with their emotional support pouka

(via solfarer)

prohaloplayer:

sensitive white boy found playing dead in the living room for attention

(via sn0tcl0wn)

fair-itself:

dear-ao3:

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

(via spaceempress)

sufficientlylargen:

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

(via maculategiraffe)

c3rvida3:

ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

(via screamingay)

doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

(via mintcrows)

Anonymous asked:

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

cottoncandylesbo:

cottoncandylesbo:

^this guy cant handle the “PENIS FRIGHT” !

penis ensnare and penis beware,

BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!

kawaii-pigeon:

spacebingus:

normalbirb:

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

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